June 2012
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I was just reading the very first draft of my manuscript ever from like 2 1/2 years ago, and I discovered that I made the villain identifiable by his Vans.
So. I guess I knew even then.
May 2012
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Looking up the picture for that last post has...
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Lessons I've Learned By Bleeding Followers on my...
Don’t post. People eat that shit up.
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kngurhnklscfkgr asked: i think this is my favorite blog that i have ever come across
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“You know what Minneapolis? It’s like a fucking Monday or something but it feels...”
– Alex Turner….on Tuesday. (via roguemonster) - You just…can’t make this stuff up.
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Anonymous asked: Matt wears vans and is the coolest guy ever.
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I just found out The Killers fans call themselves...
thegirlintheredsunglasses:
fucknoarcticmonkeys:
How come we don’t have a catchy name?
Now taking suggestions.
Corncobs
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I just found out The Killers fans call themselves...
How come we don’t have a catchy name?
Now taking suggestions.
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No comments on me calling him Jamie Pearson Cook?
amnesia-toys:
Always figured him for an Elizabeth.
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No comments on me calling him Jamie Pearson Cook?
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The last four songs of Humbug can go fuck...
fucknoarcticmonkeys:
That’s all.
#I mean not to be vulgur or anything #but i would totally watch that
100%.
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The last four songs of Humbug can go fuck...
That’s all.
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arctic-peppers asked: you know what i think is amazing? Alex spits on himself in front on thousands of people and then he goes to the mic and explains what happened so the few people who didn't notice what he did, become aware of the whole situation and then apologises. I actually find impressive his notion of equality xD
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I'm glad that the post I made
thegirlintheredsunglasses:
About Al spitting on himself is making its way around.
People need to be aware that as Kate and Katie have been saying for so very long now: he is one embarrassing dad.
I mean, who goes to spit on the stage only to have the spit sort of just dangle there so when you movie your head to shake it off, it swings back and hits you in the face?
Who does that?
Our very...
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“I spit and it got stuck. That was disgusting. I’m sorry”
– Alex Turner after spitting on himself (via thegirlintheredsunglasses)
April 2012
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Alex Turner's hair is like a teenage girl's...
whitenoiseandblacklight:
It looks alright with a bit of a mess and it becomes more appealing as the mess grows since your parents don’t approve. You succumb to cleaning and it looks alright but it just doesn’t feel like your room. You move out and your parents fucking remodel it. Sculpting shit constantly and all you want is the fucking mess back because it’s essentially unrecognizable and way...
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I saw Arctic Monkeys and The Black Keys last night...
yoitskimmy:
the lead singer of Arctic Monkeys kinda resembles the one and only David Tennant, and he had a similar accent. So I started thinking, what if Doctor Who is real. And what if when the 10th doctor left TenII with Rose, he decided that he wanted to become a musician. And what if TenII and Rose traveled back in time (using something developed at Torchwood (it could totally happen)) And...
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arcticmonkeysus:
Focus creeps are out here at coachella with their 8mm’s out.
If you assume they’re not filming for no reason, then that’s very good news for us.
Katie spotted them on stage yesterday. Fucking exciting.
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What I remember before I forget.
Alex smiled a lot. He pointed and mimed less. He knelt for Nick instead of Jamie. He said “watch this shit” and pointed to Matt for his solo in Pretty Visitors. Matt played part of Evil Twin standing up and I swore at him. They closed with R U Mine? and people were stoked. Al said they like Coachella a lot and have been wanting to come back. “This song’s Evil Twin....
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I don't care if this is self-promoting. I'm too... →
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Going to Coachella, AM Fans.
This is redundant if you follow my personal blog. Anyway.
I’m posting this here for two reasons:
I’ll be seeing AM there.
I’ll be meeting AMUS there.
I fear them both equally. See you in a week.
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Anonymous asked: When Jamie speaks babies are born,
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THE ELITE 8
arcticmonkeysus:
None of the Sweet 16 matchups are close at all, so we’re moving on to the next round. Behold, the final 8 contenders for the title:
HELDERS DIVISION
#1 I Bet You Look Good On The Dancefloor vs. #3 Cornerstone
O’MALLEY DIVISION
#1 Brianstorm vs. #6 Mardy Bum
COOK DIVISION
#1 When The Sun Goes Down vs. #3 505
TURNER DIVISION
#1 A Certain...
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Anonymous asked: I wouldn't advise you to watch the pre Lollapalooza interview with Alex and Jameh... Jameh said "ehhhh" and i made a funny noise, plus Alex makes one of his classic 'faces' at 2.12
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fucknoarcticmonkeys:
And it’s not necessarily that I’ve seen it multiple times.
It’s that Alex doesn’t know how the internet works…
Like a standup comedian circa 1999.
if you ever see him again you should just predict his jokes at him out loud and see if he notices.
Um, when Katie and I saw them at the Garden all I DID was loudly mock the things I knew were...
toesareforfeet asked: also, have you realised that alex always tries to do the jumpy thing like the blur singer, but never really can?
toesareforfeet asked: i had a massive orgasm when i was at lollapalooza and matt threw his drumstick to alex and he caught it. is it normal?
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I think I've nailed down what feels so redundant...
And it’s not necessarily that I’ve seen it multiple times.
It’s that Alex doesn’t know how the internet works.
See, you make a joke like, “That’s Matt Helders on the drum. If you like him, don’t tell your boyfriends,” once and someone thinks that’s funny. So, they go online that night and they post it to Tumblr, or maybe even tweet it in the...
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